"A broken fragment of the bottom of an old-fashioned wine bottle fixed to a cog wheel fixed to a cylinder of wood stained black..."
"Welded and bolted metal scrap including a hay fork, a pair of basin supports and one for a toilet cistern, various gutter supports, vine eyes and a floor mounting for machinery..."
"The offspring of an aardvark and a porcupine...?"
"Welded and bolted metal scrap, including old decorative hinges, tool handles, a window catch and vine eyes..."
"Welded and bolted metal scrap. Parts from an old water pump, window catches, and a plumbing juncture as the base..."
"Bone fragment mounted on a scrap of broken chair leg and a plastic disc..."
"A project for a gigantic megalomaniac monument that I devoutly hope will never be realised..."